Monday, April 27, 2009

driving courses...

As I write this I am taking an online driving course...

It is almost as boring as taking an actual driving course, and just as expensive...

Every two years, like clockwork, I receive a speeding ticket.

It has been two years and a month so I figured I was about due.

You can actually get alot of other stuff done as long as you pay attention to the little "are you still reading?" pop-ups that randomly show up every now and then... You only have 20 seconds to answer them so its like a game, like a gamble... Do I try to type one more sentence, or do I buckle under the pressure of the almighty ONLINE COURSE and check the other tab to see if it's waiting for a reply?

Great! now I'm gonna have to go pee and I will have to hurry just to see if I can do it...



Done... and still good on my course... yep, I'm a pro.

Don't try this at home kids, unless of course you have a computer, a driving citation, and $180.00. Then by all means, do it... Try the bathroom trick, its fun.